Monday, March 23, 2009

We're so messed up ...

Scene: The family van, Dad driving with everyone along as well. As he pulls up to an ATM ...

Dad turns to me and says: Can you give me your ATM card? Getting off my ass would be too hard.

Immediately from the back Daughter 1 spouts: What?!

Mom: Dad asked for my ATM card, 'cause he's too lazy to dig his out of his pocket.

Daughter 1: Oh ... I thought he said, 'you have a lovely ass, my dear."

Everyone: *insert roaring laughter here*

( like he would ever compliment my features, no matter how lovely they may be :P )

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